Hal Cruttenden returns with a new 2026 stand-up tour, a hard-hitting show for ages 16 and over.
Hal Cruttenden is back at Connaught Studio on Friday 6 November, with his brand-new 2026 tour, Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It. It's a long show—110 minutes on stage—and strictly for ages 16 and over.
Cruttenden describes it as a show that sticks it to 'The Man', as long as 'The Man' doesn't stick it back to him. He deals in hard-hitting, 'take no prisoners' comedy, and the material covers middle-aged dating, social media, modern politics, and the fact that his daughters love him but don't respect him. It's the kind of set that pulls from the everyday stuff we all recognise, rather than anything too abstract.
If you're not familiar with him, he's a regular on the circuit. His last tour was extended four times, and he's one of a select few comics to have performed Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice. You'll also recognise him from Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice: You're Fired, Bake Off: Extra Slice, and Would I Lie To You.
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Tickets start from £23.75, with a £1.75 transaction fee on top. The show starts at 7:30pm at Connaught Studio in Worthing.
