Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is coming to the Majestic Theatre on Saturday, October 24, 2026, for a stand-up comedy show. If you've followed him for a while, you know the brand: loud, high-energy storytelling that usually starts with a wild premise and ends with him barely keeping it together. He's one of the biggest names in stand-up right now, and this is a full-length set, not a short appearance.

Kreischer's career has a funny arc to it. He first made a name for himself as Rolling Stone's "Number One Partier in the Nation," and he's spent the years since turning that reputation into a massive comedy business. Forbes called him "one of the best storytellers of his generation," which is a fair description of how he works—he doesn't just tell jokes; he tells long, detailed stories that build on themselves. That storytelling is what's brought him to the top of the stand-up world, and it's what he'll be leaning on in San Antonio.

He's also built a whole media empire around his comedy. His sixth Netflix special, Lucky, was filmed in his hometown of Tampa, Florida, and sold out all six shows within 24 hours of going on sale. When it premiered in March 2025, it hit Netflix's Top 10 Most Watched TV Shows. Through Berty Boy Productions, he runs podcasts and series like Bertcast, Something's Burning, and 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura—the latter of which has over 16 million fans and 4 billion impressions. He also founded the Fully Loaded Comedy Festival, a touring operation that's grown from clubs to stadiums, arenas, and sold-out cruises. And in 2024, he and Segura launched Por Osos Vodka, an award-winning spirits brand.

So, when he takes the stage at the Majestic, you're getting the guy who's spent the last decade turning his life into a punchline and building a business around it. The show is Saturday, October 24, 2026, at 7 PM CT at the Majestic Theatre, 224 E Houston St, San Antonio, 78205.