Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?

Jordan Gray, the multi-award-winning star who also happens to be the creator behind ITV’s The Voice, is bringing her latest tour to Brighton early next year. This performance is part of her extensive 2026 run and showcases her second full stand-up show. It’s categorized specifically as musical comedy, blending sharp observations with high-energy performance elements. If you’ve followed her work, you know she doesn't shy away from provocative material, and the title of this new show confirms that tone immediately: it’s called Is That A Cck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?*. It’s a title that certainly sets expectations high for an evening of adult-oriented, boundary-pushing humour.

For those of us looking to lock in plans for the start of 2026, the specific date for this Brighton stop is Thursday, February 5, 2026. It’s worth noting this date, as it’s the confirmed slot for the city. The venue hosting the show is The Forge, a familiar and intimate setting for local comedy and live music events. Knowing the location and the genre—musical comedy—gives you a clear picture of the kind of focused, high-energy performance you can expect in that space.

If you’re planning on attending, the event is ticketed, and general sales have been open for a while now, having started on Friday, November 21, 2025. There was also a brief window for early access via pre-sale starting two days earlier, on Wednesday, November 19, 2025. When looking at prices, tickets begin at £24.20, and that figure already includes the necessary booking fees. Given the buzz around Jordan Gray’s recent success and the explicit nature of the show, it’s definitely one to consider if you appreciate sharp, adult-oriented musical stand-up hitting our city early in the year.