All the Animals: Ranked (by Comedians)

If you have ever found yourself debating which animal truly deserves the top spot in the hierarchy of the natural world, there is a new comedy panel show coming to Brighton that leans into exactly that kind of conversation. On May 9, 2026, the Laughing Horse @ a&o Hostel Bar is hosting All the Animals: Ranked (by Comedians). It is a show that takes the concept of a standard panel format and applies it to the animal kingdom, with comedians competing to build a definitive list of the best and worst creatures we share the planet with.

The show is hosted by Leslie Gold, who has previously performed at venues like The Comedy Store and Hackney Empire. Joining the panel are comedians Mitch Benn, known for his work on The Now Show and Good Omens, and Stefania Licari. The format relies on interactive games and a live, evolving scoreboard to determine the rankings, which gives the audience a clear view of how the comedians are justifying their choices throughout the hour-long session. It is essentially a structured debate about our furry, feathered, and generally strange animal friends, framed through a comedic lens.

For those planning to attend, the event starts at 20:15. It is worth noting that the show is restricted to those aged 18 and over, and the organisers have flagged that it may contain strong language. Given the interactive nature of the performance, it is the kind of show where the audience's energy plays a part in the flow of the evening. There is no entry fee for this event, so it is accessible if you are looking for something to do on that Friday night without needing to book tickets in advance. It is a straightforward setup: a room, a panel of comedians, and a series of arguments about animals that will likely end up being more about the comedians' personal biases than actual zoology.